troyleroakley:

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

oh my god

adignifiedking:

laantillana:

that-fit-girl:

Take a look at all the fucks he’s not giving. Unbelievable.

"I’ll wait…"

bruh got that “i make minimum wage, i aint got time for this stupid shit” face lol

fyblackwomenart:

Queen Bey by Missez Turner : : submission : :

tobiaswraithwall:

hapsycolour:

adriofthedead:

airdotcaptain:

things that make me laugh harder than they should:

gifs made with terrible stationary parts

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tbotofficial:

I GOT SCARED FOR A SECOND, BUT THEN awwwww



carryonwaywardsoldier:

carryonwaywardsoldier:

my physics teacher told us a joke today

three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?

They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter



azzaliejane:

lillyhasatumblr:

FUN FACTMichael Cera agreed to play himself as a complete coke fiend psychopath only because they let him wear his windbreaker. 

reblog for the fact


thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

versacetits:

brownglucose:

razzransom:

Black moms at their finest

Every time lol

Yup

I knew what it was before I even pressed play lol

(Source: vinebox)