- me: hi i'd like to order sweet and sour chicken, some beef frie-
- chinese restaurant: do u want egg roll
- me: i didn't even finish my order
- chinese restaurant: *to the chef* Zhīfáng měiguó xīwàng dàn juǎn
- me: what
laughs for 10 minutes
stops
catches breath
thinks about what made me laugh
laughs for 10 more minutes
okay seriously reblog if you’re older than 12
So far only about 400 people
:| This worries me deeply
Everyone following me better be over 12.9
You have to be it’s in the tumblr terms and conditions
Wait no there has to be more of us then that…. D :
COME ON PEOPLE, THERE HAS GOT TO BE MORE.
(Source: smile-breathe)
i just typed “the perks of being a waffle” instead of wallflower



