• me: hi i'd like to order sweet and sour chicken, some beef frie-
  • chinese restaurant: do u want egg roll
  • me: i didn't even finish my order
  • chinese restaurant: *to the chef* Zhīfáng měiguó xīwàng dàn juǎn
  • me: what


therealhamster:

laughs for 10 minutes

stops

catches breath

thinks about what made me laugh

laughs for 10 more minutes



the-absolute-funniest-posts:

dts91:
Ice King twerkin’ it
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topofthenaughtylist:

mischiefinthesnow:


Am I a terrible person for immediately seeing this in my mind?

“Yes.”

thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

spiritgun:

tickledick:

that-swedish-girl:

coachela:

rehability:

sadaholic:

loudwhisperss:

teenage-drrtbag:

If only all men were like this.

If men were all like this the world population rate would be so slow

There are guys like this you’re just too busy putting them in the fucking friend zone to see that

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

reblog for the comment

Or maybe the guys in the friend zone is the ones not making a move so girls think that they only want to be friends

or maybe guys that think they’re owed something from women and get pressed when they’re put in the friend zone can really not elict any fucks to give. 

or maybe we should just go some pizza and ice cream

I’m with spiritgun

okay seriously reblog if you’re older than 12

faggotwearingvans:

octoghost:

larrychristmascuddles:

jboy2000000:

kimig11-riker6:

madara-sama-uchiha:

disney-overdose:

So far only about 400 people

:| This worries me deeply

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Everyone following me better be over 12.9

You have to be it’s in the tumblr terms and conditions 

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Wait no there has to be more of us then that…. D :

COME ON PEOPLE, THERE HAS GOT TO BE MORE. image

(Source: smile-breathe)



phuckindope:

Their relationship»

sleepthroughthealarm:

i just typed “the perks of being a waffle” instead of wallflower

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